Search Results for 'school'
Dating is so insecure.
My last relationship,
I was always there for her and she dumped me.
I told her about it. I said,
Remember when your grandma died?
I was there.
Remember when you flunked out of school?
I was there.
Remember when you lost your job?
I was there!
She said, I know - you''re bad luck.
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Your heart
is my
school,
so
teach me
the alphabet
of love
76 chars (1 sms)
AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL MAI 9TH MAI PHARTA THA, WO KISI LARKI SE BOHAT PYR KARTA THA 8TH SE, AIK DIL CLASS MAI OSNE KOI CHEEZ PHENK K DEE TO OS NE BAREY PYA SE KAHA "SORRY" os sorry ne osko devana bana dia, wo os jumle ko roz hr waqt hr ghari yaad krta tha, wo osko dil o jan se pyr krta tha, ajab ke baat ye hai wo os k baad shaeri bhe krne laga or wo os par saheri krta tha, wo os ko dil he dil mai pyr krta hai aur zndagi k akhri snas k akhri sec tak krta rahega,
magar wo osko keh nahin sakta q k wo bareeeeeeeeeeeeee beyrehem hai,
"aap dua krna k wo osko mil jae plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
wo larka mai hou yaneee mera naam hai love
672 chars (5 sms)
once a girl of 8th class loved a boy of her class the boy also loved her but both cant tell each other then 1 day boy left the school but everyday came to school to see that girl.one day a friend of that girl lied to her that the boy loves someone else that day the girl wept bitterly but she had hope in her heart then 1 day brother of that boy called her by saying her sister in law.that day the girl was very happy.then she got admission in school in which that boy study.Then 1 day they met and both said "I LOVE U" to each other then they were together 4ever
564 chars (4 sms)
In school they taught me that:
1 hour = 60 min.
1 min= 60sec.
but they never told me that:
1 sec. without U = 100 years.
Miss U
133 chars (1 sms)
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.
Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
150 chars (1 sms)
=Think=
> A Deobandi Doesn''t Send His Son 2 Barelvi School.
> A Barelvi Doesn''t Send His Son 2 Deobandi Madrasa.
> Sunni Doesn''t Allow His Son 2 Play with a Shia Child.
> Shia Keeps His Son Away From Sunni School of Thought.
But ... !
All of Them Send Them 2 a Christian School Proudly.
310 chars (2 sms)
I awoke this morning,
ate my breakfast early.
I dressed by myself
and to school I hurry.
School, school,
here I am today.
Now I am ready to read
and sing and play.
(to the tune of "Happy Birthday")
Good Morning to you
Good Morning to you
Good Morning Dear first Grade
Good Morning to you!
305 chars (2 sms)
Wo School K Din
Kuch Baatai’n Bhuuli Hui
Kuch Pal Beetey Huey
Har Ghalti Ka Ek Naya Bahana
Aur Phir Sab Ki Nazar Main Aana
Exam Ki Puuri Raat Jaagna
Phir Bhi Sawal Dekh Ker Sar Khujana
Mauqa Miley Tou Class Bunk Maarna
Phir Dosto’n K Saath Mazey Maarna
Us Ki Ek Jhalak Dekhne Roz School Jana
Us Ko Dekhte Dekhte Attendance Bhuul Jana
Har Pal Hai Naya Sapna
Aaj Jo Tuutey Phir Bhi Hy Apna
Ye School K Din
In Lamho’n Main Zindagi Jee Bhar K Jeena
Yaad Ker K In Palo’n Ko
Phir Zindagi Bhar Muskurana
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
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"Pakistani di Mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur
Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!
141 chars (1 sms)
School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.
Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho?
Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!!
161 chars (2 sms)
Masoom Dhamki:
1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi
bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga
160 chars (1 sms)
''Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,
Paro ne kaha DAARO chhor do,
Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us PAAR chhor do.
Ek din aayega, Jab GirlFriend ke bachey kahengey:
Mamu Zara School Chhor do.''
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''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..
1. Ghar me
sindhi bolo
2. School me
urdu bolo
3.Paper
angrezi me hal kero
or
4.Mrnay k baad hisab Arbi me do''
158 chars (1 sms)