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Teachr ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA SHRAB mai dala to wo mar gya.
Techr:Aap Ne Kia Seekha?
stdn:
SHRAB peenay se PAIT k KEERAY mar jatay hain.
162 chars (2 sms)
"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,
dar khulay hain sharab khano k,
"Chaey peenay ko ab kahan jayen,
Band hotel hoey pathano k."
135 chars (1 sms)
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,
aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
167 chars (2 sms)
''Sharab bani to maykhany bany
Husan bana to diwany bany
Koi to baat hai aap main
Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''
129 chars (1 sms)
Sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai aao milkar
is bimari ko khatm Karen ek botal tum khatam karo ek botal hum khatam
140 chars (1 sms)
Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.
159 chars (1 sms)
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
145 chars (1 sms)
Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home
Wife Opens The Door
Sharabi Asks : Who Are U
Wife : How Dare U 4get Ur Wife
Sharabi : Sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
tere pyar ne Teri cha ne,.....
teri bheki bheki nighaa ne........mujhe 1 sharabi bana diya....
390 chars (3 sms)
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay Kia Kehte ????
MAWA LEE ... ;->
119 chars (1 sms)
Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran
Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K
Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n
Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran
Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K
Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n
Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,
Kyun Ki,
Kyun Ki,
SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
141 chars (1 sms)
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->
154 chars (1 sms)
Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
165 chars (2 sms)