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Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
144 chars (1 sms)
Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa
131 chars (1 sms)
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
160 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
162 chars (2 sms)
Main Pyaar Ka Mufti To Nhi Hoon Per, Mera Fatwa Hai Yeh...!!
Ghalib..
Jo Chhorr De Raahon Mein, Wo Kaafir Se Bhi Bad'tar Hai...!!
138 chars (1 sms)
Pyar k!a tha tm sy tm ny bewafa! k! to kya huva
"Dost"
Hm pehly bewafa thy thujy b! bana d!a ab wafa jeatny k! jang kra!n gy
126 chars (1 sms)
Chahay Koi B Na De Humain Khush Rehny Ki Dua.
"A_Dost"
Wese Bhi Hum Khushiyan Rakhty Nahi Baant dia Karty hain.
115 chars (1 sms)
: Na Mangi Koi Wazahat, Na Puchi Koi Daleel.....??
dost
Dil Ne To Had Hi Kr Di "TuM" Pe Aitbaar Krny ki...
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123 chars (1 sms)
"Wo Zehar Daita To Dunya Ki Nazroun Mein Aa Jaata...!
"Kamal Ki Sooch Thi Uss Ki, Us Ny Piyar Kiya Aur Chhor Diya..."
124 chars (1 sms)
Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:
Sindhi se:
Q: Taleem
A: B.A
Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.
Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.
Pathan se:
Q: Naam?
A: B.A
Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
434 chars (3 sms)
Hi moon!
dim your light
hello wind!
gentle breeze
Hello Earth!
gently turn
Because my friend is going to sleep.
120 chars (1 sms)
I Love You Today
As I Did From The Start.
I'll Love You Forever
With All of My Heart.
86 chars (1 sms)
Tamana thi sath roshan krenge aangn Krege dono LAXMI G ko phool arpn Par Diye,patakhe sab hue ranghin Kaise mnaye DIWALI,bin apke sab gamgin
140 chars (1 sms)
Jaan Jis May Hai Usay Rizq Khuda Deta Hai ,,,
Wo To Keeray May Bhee Pathar Ko Ghiza Deta Hai ,,,
Din Ko Sooraj Ko Zamanay Ko Zeya Deta Hai ,,,
Raat Ko Aasmaan Chand Taaron Say Saja Deta Hai ,,,
Gharq Kar Deta Hai Fir'on Kay Lashkar Ko ,,,
Wo Qafila-e-Moosa Ko Paar Laga Deta Hai ,,,
Aag May Daal Diye Jatay Hain Aashiq Uskay ,,,
Aur
Wo Aag Ko Gulzar Bana Deta Hai ,,,
Wo Azal Say Hai Aur Abad Tak Rahay Ga ,,,
Ussi Par Emaan ! Insaan Ko Musalman Bana Deta Hai !!!
SubhanALLAH
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518 chars (4 sms)
De k bosa mujhe woh wasal men kehte hen....... "MEER"
Sach bta dil men tere aur b armaan hen k bsss?
103 chars (1 sms)