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KHULTA KSI PE KYUN MESE DIL KA MAMLA
SHERON KE INTEKHAB NE RUSWA KIYA MJHE
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Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
123 chars (1 sms)
Aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)
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Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P
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Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:
Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.
Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
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Man: U cheated me...
Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.
Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
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Smile is the Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips...
Of Course you know the first one :)
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Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut! :-)
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Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai ,
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara ,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin ,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara.!
134 chars (1 sms)
Is hawa me khushbu hai tumhari,
is chand ki roshni me surat hai tumhari.
Is dil sey jo mar kar b juda na ho sakay
woh sirf aur sirf dosti hai tumhari.
152 chars (1 sms)
Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege,
Aap ko dagha dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
Milega na aapko hum jesa koi,
Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.
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Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.
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Jo judai mile to woh hai ghum,
Jo dair se mile to woh hai paisa,
Jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
Jo qismat se mile woh hain AAP
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Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya,
koi humdard hai mera yeh khayal aaya.
chot lagi dil pe toh dhiyaan aaya,
kal bhi tanha the aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.
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Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,
Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai
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hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,
Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay "Happy Ramadan ul mubarak" kehte hain
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