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Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.
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aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah
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sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
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Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
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3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.
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Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
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Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
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Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
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Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
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Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"
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