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"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...
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Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
147 chars (1 sms)
Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
Peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
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Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......
129 chars (1 sms)
Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
183 chars (2 sms)
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
118 chars (1 sms)
Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.
WaLLet mein Lagane K Liey nahi.
Kitab k Front page K Liey
Kitab ka Naam hai
QABAR KA AZAB.
145 chars (1 sms)
Breaking News...
Dhammaka Khabar..
TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey
K han KaKa Hua...
Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata...
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..
G Basheer g
Basheer G...!!
Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..
314 chars (2 sms)
Soowar ke bachhe!
Ullo ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille !
Gadhe ki aulaad !
Bhains ke bachhde,
Bakri ke memne,
Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.
170 chars (2 sms)
Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga Aapko Qabz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata Ab Bewajah Zore Laganay se Kya Hoga
158 chars (1 sms)
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
144 chars (1 sms)
Duur kaheen ek Basti thee...
Wahan Churaylain Basti thee...
Jab dekho tab Hansti thee
Tm kio Itna Hasti ho...
Usi Basti ki lagti ho
144 chars (1 sms)
LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...
151 chars (1 sms)
No matter how high da sky is
How deep da ocean is
How strong da wind is
How wide da river is
I jus want 2 tell U
They’re none of UR BUSINESS!
171 chars (2 sms)