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145 chars (1 sms)
*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)
*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*
162 chars (2 sms)
Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.
154 chars (1 sms)
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,
agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
114 chars (1 sms)
can u read fast in english !
MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.
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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.
128 chars (1 sms)
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"
Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend : Kaise ?
Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"
278 chars (2 sms)
Misbah:
Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy
Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy
Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)
166 chars (2 sms)
Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)
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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P
Bari tezz hy tu? =D
162 chars (2 sms)
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
160 chars (1 sms)
Sacha waqiya....
ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...
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kambakhto light chali gaee.
386 chars (3 sms)
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
98 chars (1 sms)
Heart says 2 eyes do not see more because
you see and i suffer, eyes answered 2 heart
do not think more because you feel and I cry,
that’s the relationship..
157 chars (1 sms)
Tere JISM pe main apne JISM Ko rakhon
Tere HONTON ko apne HONTON se MASLON
Tujhe Piyar main itni SHIDDAT se karon k Teri JAAN Nikal jaye
Us DARD se Teri Aankhon se AANSU Jhalak jaye
Tu TAN se or MANN se Sirf meri ho jaye
BADAN se Tere Lipta rahon or Subha ho jaye
SUBHA Tujh se jab main Pochon Teri RAAT ka AALAM
Tu Sharma kar Mere SEENE se Lag jaye.
353 chars (3 sms)
Andhairi Raat K Lamhe Tamam Hone Tak,
Tujhe Hi Sochta Hoon Subho Se Shaam Hone Tak,
Main Aisa Jisam Hoon Jis Ki Rooh Bhi Tu Hai,
Adhuri Zaat Hoon Main Tere Naam Hone Tak,
Teri Aawaz Sun Na Loon To DIL Nahi Lagta,
Tarapta Rehta Hoon Tujh Se HUM Kalaam Hone Tak,
Teri Nazar Ki Keemat Pe Bik Raha Hai Koi,
Use Khareed Le Tu Mehnge Daam Hone Tak,
Ishq Ki Aag Jo Seene Mein Laga Baithe Hain,
Sulagti Rehti Hai Ye Neendein Haram Hone Tak
435 chars (3 sms)
Apni ankh ka Tara ya Chand kahoon,
Khud he batao kis
Naam se bulaon Tum ko,
Tum mere DIL ki Kharkan ban gaye ho
Phir batao kis tanrha Bhool jaon Tum ko?
153 chars (1 sms)