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Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba
Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat
par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee
to ladka bola.
"" ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gvai ".
280 chars (2 sms)
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
155 chars (1 sms)
Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->
197 chars (2 sms)
Suno..............
Mehsoos Karo
Badal Ki Garaj
Bijli Ki Chamak
Baarish Ki Ek Ek Boond
Tum Se
Cheekh Cheekh K
Keh Rahi Hai
AbaY Naha Le Gandey Aadmi......... ;->
202 chars (2 sms)
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
think!!!!!!!!!!!!
dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
197 chars (2 sms)
JAb
Tumhari
Shadddi
Ho
Gi
Tu
Tumhari
Biwi
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Pait
Main
Mera
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Mera
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BHATIJA ho GA
Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
200 chars (2 sms)
JAb
Tumhari
Shadddi
Ho
Gi
Tu
Tumhari
Biwi
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Pait
Main
Mera
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Mera
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BHATIJA ho GA
Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
200 chars (2 sms)
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...
wo soye hoye the....
Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...
hum soye hoye the...
Moral:-
''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''
176 chars (2 sms)
2 bachon ki baywa maa chothi dafa shadi kar rahe thee,
theek nikah k waqt dosra bacha ronay laga,
maa boli:"chup ho jao warna agli dafa sath nahi laon gi".......
164 chars (2 sms)
Lage Raho
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Lage Raho
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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe ga
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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi Tou Kaunsa Farq Pare Ga.....
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Lage Raho
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Besharmo''n ki Terha Sms Receive Kerne Main....... ;->
205 chars (2 sms)
Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye
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Jab koi Mushkil Par Jaye
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Tou
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Tou
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<))>
JL
ToU MaIn Kia Karun
:Khud BhugTo".. ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-
If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...
If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...
If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...
If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...
If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...
If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...
493 chars (4 sms)
JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA
MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR
DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA...
163 chars (2 sms)
pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the?
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kyo?
socho?
socho?
kyonki?
kyonki thakur GABBAR ko SMS nahi karta tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.......
184 chars (2 sms)
GURBAT MITAO OFFER OF ALL GREEB CUSTOMER
easy tamam cutomers jo k nihiat gurbat ka shikar hain or un
k pass galti se mobile fone or connection hy un k liye speacail
offer hy k wo iss number 0321-6307893 per MISS CALL kerain
or free BALANCE hasal kerain.
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NOTE:
yeh offer un hazrat k liye hy jin ka balance ZERO hy
327 chars (3 sms)