Search Results for 'ga'
Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De
Tu Khwab K Pyase ko Tabeer Ka Darya De
Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan
Jo Dil Ko Garma De Aur Ruuh Ko Tarpa De . . . ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai
Puuri Puuri Raat Sirf Mis Call Marta Hai
Suna Hy Jab Tera Balance Khatam Ho jata Hai
Tou Balance K Liye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hai . . . ;->
194 chars (2 sms)
Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga
Arz Kia Hai
Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .
Zara Gaur Farmayega
Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .
Paapi Paapi, Paapi Choolo . . . ;->
198 chars (2 sms)
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,
larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,
larka mohabbat k SMS deta,
larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,
larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
441 chars (3 sms)
Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?
Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !
Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
191 chars (2 sms)
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
155 chars (1 sms)
Arz kiya hai......
Aap ki dosti humare dil mein yun bas gayi....
jaise...
jaise narrow darvaze mein cow fans gayi....wah wah!!!!
158 chars (1 sms)
1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......
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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
195 chars (2 sms)
Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...
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dimag hai?? socho socho.......
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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
253 chars (2 sms)
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
153 chars (1 sms)
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....
jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)
171 chars (2 sms)
Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai
Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!
154 chars (1 sms)
Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,
Hogi Sachi Dosti Tou AyeGa Jawab
Agar Na Aaye Jawab Tou Mat Hona Udaas
Samaj Jana K Balance Nahi Hai Ghareeb K Bache K Paas. . .
166 chars (2 sms)
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.
148 chars (1 sms)
How Wud u Differentiate
Between
Murgha & Murghi
Nahi Pata . . . ? ? ?
Simple Hai
Throw A Stone. . .
Agar Bhaga Tou Murgha
Aur
Agar Bhaagi Tou Murghi . . . ;->
245 chars (2 sms)