Search Results for 'Ali'
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
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Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
Theif: There Is 1000 Rs
In The Purse.
We Can Take 50-50
Santa: OK..OK
What About The
Remaining 900..!
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Sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse
Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50
Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->
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Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia
Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
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Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
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1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
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1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->
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Baby''s Smile can make Even dead people alive,
Girl''s smile can make
Living people die
Moral-U can believe a child
But never a girl. . . .
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When you realize you''ve made a mistake,
make amends immediately.
It''s easier to eat crow while it''s still warm.
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I have commited a sin to make you sad,
and am realising that am very bad,
so, plz forgive me to lessen the grief,
ur forgiveness will led to a relief,
So plz forgive me
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Mohaabt Wo Baarish Hai . . .
Jis Ko Choone Ki Khuwaish Main
Hatheliyan Tou Geeli Ho Jati Hain
Magar Haath Khali Rehte Hain
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Think Everday When U Wake Up . . .
Today is the day in which to express your noblest qualities of mind and heart, to do at least one worthy thing which you have long postponed. . .
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What is the moral of movie Fanaa,Rang de basanti,Titanic
Ladkiyo ke afair me mat pado khali ladkiyan bachti hai baaki sab mar jaate hai
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If You Have AnyThing Really Valueable To Contribute To The World . . .
It Will Come Through The Expression Of Your Own Personality
That Single Spark Of Divinity
That Sets You Off And Makes You Different From Every Other Living Creature. . .
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