Search Results for 'asi'
Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)
Zara jo door jaty ho,
Tab ehsas hota hai
k baqi kuch nhi rehta
Mere jevan k angan main
Meri khushion k daman main
Tere bin kuch nhi rahta
Udasi Chahee rahti hai
Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain
Din Sadion se lagte hain
In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai
Umeden marne lagti hain
Tere hathon se mere hath
Achank choot jate hain
Mere Armaan Roty hain
Tujhe awaz dete hain
Tujhe wapas Bulate hain
Suno Laot Aao na
Suno Laot Aao Na
Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)
610 chars (4 sms)
Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.
Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.
Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.
Dhanyawad!
182 chars (2 sms)
Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya
teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?
Wo bola:
"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
129 chars (1 sms)
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!
Izzat ,
Shohrat ,
Daulat
Aur Haan ...
Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
150 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
324 chars (3 sms)
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?
Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya
Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re
Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re
Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao
Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
171 chars (2 sms)
There are 3 kind of Men..
Do u know...?
1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.
2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.
3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->
321 chars (3 sms)
Mein yun he Ghoomta raha tere Shehar mein
WASI,
Na Kisi ne Chaaye poochi na Kisi ne Lassi.
O Ja Oye Wasi!.!''!.!
128 chars (1 sms)
Upcoming Horror Movies!
1.Exam ka Khauf
2.Tadapta Student
3.Shaitani Books
4.Sadma Result Ka
5.Neend ki Maut
6.Pyasi Examiner
7.Pass Ho Na Ho.
164 chars (2 sms)
NAME:
Basheeran Maasi
PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha
SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna
Date of Birth:
16/03/75
WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"
COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck
BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny
DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P
Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->
327 chars (3 sms)
Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!
All izzz wel
KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??
Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?
tu mom Bati jala.
Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well
Janix all izz wel ;->
325 chars (3 sms)
Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA
WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA
Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF
Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY
Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
293 chars (2 sms)
Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.
252 chars (2 sms)
Baray-e-Meherbani
Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n
Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->
189 chars (2 sms)