Search Results for 'asi'
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
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Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?
Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya
Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
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Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re
Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re
Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao
Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
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There are 3 kind of Men..
Do u know...?
1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.
2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.
3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->
326 chars (3 sms)
Upcoming Horror Movies!
1.Exam ka Khauf
2.Tadapta Student
3.Shaitani Books
4.Sadma Result Ka
5.Neend ki Maut
6.Pyasi Examiner
7.Pass Ho Na Ho.
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NAME:
Basheeran Maasi
PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha
SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna
Date of Birth:
16/03/75
WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"
COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck
BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny
DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P
Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->
332 chars (3 sms)
Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!
All izzz wel
KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??
Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?
tu mom Bati jala.
Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well
Janix all izz wel ;->
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Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA
WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA
Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF
Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY
Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
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Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia
saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
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Urdu, Pushto Or Chinese Sher K Baad Ab Ek Hindi Sher
Chintit Hun Ma K Is Prem Ma Kitni Durghatna Hy FARAZ.
Is Chinta Ki Vivastha Liay Ma Suargvasi Ho Chala :)
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aasib zdah ghar ka main woh dar hoon faraz.
deemak ki tarha kha gai jisay dastak ki AARZU!
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hajoom-e-khawab se jab kabhi fursat mile tum ko"faraz"
agar samjho munasib to humain bhi yaad kar lena.
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waapasi ka safar ub mumkin na hogaa "faraz"
hum to nikal chuky hain aankh sy aansu ki tarha!
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Faiz
Saghar
Iqbal
Jalib
Mohsin
Saher
Meer
Ghalib
Aatish
Nasir
Qateel
Akbar
Bashir bdr
Noshi gilani
Parvin shakir
Fakhra batool
Wasi
Amjad islam
Saleem kosar
Kafe azmi
Momin
Hafeez jalndhri
Qasmi
Wasiq
Hafiz
Daagh
Hasrat
Aur
AMJAD
ki appeal hy k
"Faraz" ko maaf kr dein. . . ;->
367 chars (3 sms)
Mera to ye sun kar heart he fail hogaya
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FARAAAAZ
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Jab meri kaam wali maasi ne kaha:
Begum Sahaba FaceBook pe mujhe bhi add karlo :-D
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