Search Results for 'Ab'
''kabi to hamari gali aao,,,
thora sa sharmao,,,,,,
aur muskrao,,
apni ankhon se zulfen uthao,,
hamary ghr ki bell bajao,,,
aur,,,
awaz lagao,,,
kachra de doooooooooooo,,,,''
181 chars (2 sms)
''dil ka dard hamen bataty q nahi,
dosti ka haq hum pe jatate q nahi,
tarpo ge aise hi har roz dard se,
tumhe qabz hai to ispaghol khaty q nahi!!!!!!''
160 chars (1 sms)
''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.
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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''
137 chars (1 sms)
''agar aap ko apni ''GIRL FRIEND'' k past or future k baray main jan''na hai to apni girl friend ka number mukammal namm or patay k sath is no. par send karain,
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"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"
**zarori note**
"baba g ka number change kar k apna number likhna bohat bari beghairti ha''''''
298 chars (2 sms)
''Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan Cities:ISLAMABAD: Hello JanChalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.RAWALPINDI: Hello JanKahan ho Tum?Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.LAHORE: Hello JanAaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.KARACHI: Hello JanWhat a Fantastic Mosam,Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.PESHAWAR: Hello JanKahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hai.Mari To Nahi?''
409 chars (3 sms)
''True Bayghairti is:To arrive home late at Night,Cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"''
156 chars (1 sms)
''Kal"RAAT"
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Buhat Dino Baad
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Kitaab Kholi To Ehsaas Huwa???
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Ay V nai Anda Ay V nai Anda
Tay Ay V nai Anda=))''
179 chars (2 sms)
''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!
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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''
166 chars (2 sms)
''Jab paad diya to darna kya,
Jab paad diya to darna kya.
Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,
Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.
Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,
Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.
Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,
Patla sa dast ab karna kya.
Jab paad diya to darna kya''
276 chars (2 sms)
''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:
Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )
Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )
Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''
329 chars (3 sms)
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
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''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...
Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.
To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi''
172 chars (2 sms)
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
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Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye
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Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna
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Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
178 chars (2 sms)
''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:
Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?
Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.
Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya''
165 chars (2 sms)
''In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ...
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Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!''
126 chars (1 sms)