Search Results for 'S'
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
154 chars (1 sms)
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
144 chars (1 sms)
Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa
131 chars (1 sms)
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
160 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
162 chars (2 sms)
Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…
Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.
African ko bohet Gussa aya…
Sardar:kya hua??
African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…
Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
.
.
Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.
252 chars (2 sms)
Kisi ko chorne ya dil dukhane se pehly ye soch lena chahye k agr is ki jaga me hota to mera kia hota
100 chars (1 sms)
Main Pyaar Ka Mufti To Nhi Hoon Per, Mera Fatwa Hai Yeh...!!
Ghalib..
Jo Chhorr De Raahon Mein, Wo Kaafir Se Bhi Bad'tar Hai...!!
138 chars (1 sms)
Zindagi ki raahon pay bohat sy yaar milein ge,
Hum keya hum say b ache hzaar milein ge,
In achon me hmein na bhool jana,
Hm konsa tumhein hr bar milein ge
158 chars (1 sms)
Pyar k!a tha tm sy tm ny bewafa! k! to kya huva
"Dost"
Hm pehly bewafa thy thujy b! bana d!a ab wafa jeatny k! jang kra!n gy
126 chars (1 sms)
Chahay Koi B Na De Humain Khush Rehny Ki Dua.
"A_Dost"
Wese Bhi Hum Khushiyan Rakhty Nahi Baant dia Karty hain.
115 chars (1 sms)
: Na Mangi Koi Wazahat, Na Puchi Koi Daleel.....??
dost
Dil Ne To Had Hi Kr Di "TuM" Pe Aitbaar Krny ki...
*-.__.-*
123 chars (1 sms)
"Wo Zehar Daita To Dunya Ki Nazroun Mein Aa Jaata...!
"Kamal Ki Sooch Thi Uss Ki, Us Ny Piyar Kiya Aur Chhor Diya..."
124 chars (1 sms)
Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:
Sindhi se:
Q: Taleem
A: B.A
Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.
Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.
Pathan se:
Q: Naam?
A: B.A
Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
434 chars (3 sms)
Insan jab paida hota hai to azan di jati hain namaz nai parhi jati aur jb marta hai to namaz parhi jati hai azan nai di jati yani zindagi ka safar azan se namaz tak hai
168 chars (2 sms)