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Do U Know???
The Meaning Of. . . Healthy Life...??
1 Hour Exercise?
2 Time Bath?
3 Time Eat?
5 Times Pray?
6 Hour Sleep?
8 Hour Work?
& 1 Min Thinking Of Me.
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Missing You ...
Is Not The Hard Part !!!
But ....
Knowing That
I Once Had You ...
Is What Breaks My
Heart ... !!!
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I wil yad u very zyada
U b yad me bht much
U r very zyada gd dost of me
I thnk im b boht acha frnd of u ka
So plz dnt bholna me ko
Me also kadi v nai 4get u ;->
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Aap ki yaad mAap ki yaad main ain ek shair arz hai.
Today is Monday, tommorow is Manglwar.
Wah wah
Today is Monday, tommorow is Mangalwar..
I Miss u Yaar
I Miss u Yaar.. ;->
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This Love is Love the Love
best Love way Love to Love say
Love u Love that Love I
Love Miss Love U Love,
read it again widout word Love.
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Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->
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A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.
As they were leaving, she cried out:
WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->
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Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->
159 chars (1 sms)
One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?
2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->
122 chars (1 sms)
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!
Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!
Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?
Sardar:Darling..
Jeweller Ki Dukan The,
Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary
Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??
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What Will Happen If
Bipasha Basu,
Mallika Sherawat,
Neha Dupia,
Rakhi Sawant
Contest Elections In India.?
Politics Will Become Transparent
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Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya
§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne
15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
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Radio Quiz:
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
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