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GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA
(A Pakistani Film Actor)
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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "
123 chars (1 sms)
Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.
sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?
wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->
233 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: isko english man translate kro
"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"
boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->
114 chars (1 sms)
Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"
Husband: "Excellent idea"
Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:
"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"
Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi
Us ne Multan se Matirc kia
karachi se F.A kia
Faisalabad se B.A kia
Islamabad se M.A kia
Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein
Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai
Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .
{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.
298 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:
166 chars (2 sms)
A MAN''s Sad Story:
Yesterday was my Birthday
My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids
I went to Work & my friends Didnt,
I went to my cabin
My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss
I felt Special
Than I was invited to Her Flat
She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?
I said:
OK
She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,
Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,
& I was Waiting for her
Sitting on the couch
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NAKED
493 chars (4 sms)
"Potti Remix"
1 tatti, s0u afsanay..
Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala
0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away
tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam
Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki
tatti kar darya mai dal.
Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..
Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..
Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
358 chars (3 sms)
Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=
Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...
"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia ''FARAZ'' ko... =P ;->
123 chars (1 sms)
Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
167 chars (2 sms)
Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...
"DINNER" ;->
u Dirty mind...
upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P
182 chars (2 sms)
For last year"s words belong to last year"s language
And next year"s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
156 chars (1 sms)
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
147 chars (1 sms)