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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
69 chars (1 sms)
It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.
89 chars (1 sms)
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
84 chars (1 sms)
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
66 chars (1 sms)
I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
86 chars (1 sms)
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
110 chars (1 sms)
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
121 chars (1 sms)
Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
130 chars (1 sms)
Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"
151 chars (1 sms)
Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo,
1 benaam si mohabbat meray naam kardo,
meri zaat pe faqt itna ehsaan kardo,
ghar say naha k nikloo,
Or puray ilaqay ko hairaan kar doo
182 chars (2 sms)
Hanso
Khelo
NAACHO
Gao
Uchloo
Koodoo
Dunya ki parwa mat kero
Q
K
Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...
153 chars (1 sms)
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
147 chars (1 sms)
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo
159 chars (1 sms)
aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.
167 chars (2 sms)
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lorange l
l juice l
l______l
Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..
Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo
129 chars (1 sms)