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Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha
"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yaha bethe ho?
Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-
157 chars (1 sms)
After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
467 chars (3 sms)
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
376 chars (3 sms)
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
165 chars (2 sms)
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
121 chars (1 sms)
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
153 chars (1 sms)
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
129 chars (1 sms)
''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.
They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.
Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.
They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.
They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.
And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
342 chars (3 sms)
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
310 chars (2 sms)
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
158 chars (1 sms)
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.
Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.
Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.
Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)
182 chars (2 sms)
Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)
166 chars (2 sms)
GOLDEN WORDS
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
160 chars (1 sms)
Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;
teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai
t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
191 chars (2 sms)