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An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"
student:,#@! #@#$#
Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya
Student:Same is the situation here
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->
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Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . . .
Reporter: Aap K Haath Main Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Aap Kia Parhte Hain Tasbeeh Par ?
Mulana: Main Ayatal Kursi Parhta Hoon
Reporter : Aap Itni Jaldi Jaldi Ayatal Kursi Parh Lete Hain
Mulana: Main Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wja Se Kursi Kursi Parhta Hoon ;->
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Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :
Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?
Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.
Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?
Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.
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The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
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|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~
A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,
While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->
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Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?
Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan
Tairega Kaise?
Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!
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Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview
Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?
Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle
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Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...
Dear Sir ,
In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?
Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->
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Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?
To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
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Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->
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USA School Interview 4 New Admission
.
Tech:Who is ur Dad?
.
His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
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Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?
Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
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film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.
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