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...NaYa FunDa...
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
109 chars (1 sms)
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:
Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
160 chars (1 sms)
Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya
Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun
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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun
151 chars (1 sms)
Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY
Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->
427 chars (3 sms)
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
167 chars (2 sms)
Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai
Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?
Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
183 chars (2 sms)
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Wah Wah
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)
190 chars (2 sms)
Aaj Ki Dua:
Aye Allah!
Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.
Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)
119 chars (1 sms)
Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko
Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->
118 chars (1 sms)
Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .
ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy
RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon
LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath
KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..
PESHAWAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho
452 chars (3 sms)
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator
Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo
Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
256 chars (2 sms)
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
187 chars (2 sms)
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!
Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen
Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
250 chars (2 sms)