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1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy
Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.
Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!
Bv ne sun kr jwab dia
"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
317 chars (2 sms)
Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
169 chars (2 sms)
BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
176 chars (2 sms)
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho
2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
174 chars (2 sms)
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
170 chars (2 sms)
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
170 chars (2 sms)
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!
Izzat ,
Shohrat ,
Daulat
Aur Haan ...
Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.
Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
130 chars (1 sms)
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
177 chars (2 sms)
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
181 chars (2 sms)
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
470 chars (3 sms)
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
326 chars (3 sms)
Interesting but True:
Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!
Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!
Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!
Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
324 chars (3 sms)
During the match
batsman LBW hoa
1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,
lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
162 chars (2 sms)
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):
Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?
Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
151 chars (1 sms)