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Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
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You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?
Shair Arz Kia Hai
EK Main Aur EK Tu.
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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
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After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)
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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
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Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
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Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
127 chars (1 sms)
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
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Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
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KNOWLEDGE WEEK
Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti
Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai
Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya
Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.
Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai
Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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=P =D
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After checkup, Dr. said to wife:
"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
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Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan
Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan
12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan
Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran
Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,
Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,
Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.
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1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:
''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
283 chars (2 sms)
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:
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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano
Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
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Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha
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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel
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Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:
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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To
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Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)
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