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One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?
2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->
122 chars (1 sms)
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!
Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
150 chars (1 sms)
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!
Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!
Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?
Sardar:Darling..
Jeweller Ki Dukan The,
Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary
Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??
162 chars (2 sms)
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,
Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.
Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola
"Kia Khayal Hai Madam
Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...
264 chars (2 sms)
What Will Happen If
Bipasha Basu,
Mallika Sherawat,
Neha Dupia,
Rakhi Sawant
Contest Elections In India.?
Politics Will Become Transparent
159 chars (1 sms)
Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya
§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne
15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
159 chars (1 sms)
tujh ko bhool k zinda rehna, tanhai k dard ko sehna,
Ziada mushkil to naheen hai.
91 chars (1 sms)
Radio Quiz:
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
214 chars (2 sms)
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
FlaMeR
177 chars (2 sms)
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia
FlaMeR
106 chars (1 sms)
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
FlaMeR
179 chars (2 sms)
A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.
Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P
165 chars (2 sms)
Height Of Fear
2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy
Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya
Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->
143 chars (1 sms)
Kissing is like real estate.
The most important thing is
location,
location,
n location! ?
107 chars (1 sms)