Search Results for 'bird'
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
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All flowerz don''t represent Luv but..
Rose did it.
All birds can''t speak but..
Parrot did it.
All monkeys can''t read msgs but..
U did it. Welldone
164 chars (2 sms)
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
181 chars (2 sms)
Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
..
.
New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)
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A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???
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Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
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The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning
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Lost in a animal
farm I saw many
amimals
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
("v")
(( ))
Bird
()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey
(>.".<)
( (..) )
HAILA TU BHI!?!?!!!!!
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Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
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Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
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Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..
A student replies: its 48.
The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??
Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->
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Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..
Murghiyo ka naya naara "Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?
Har anday se murghi niklegi . . . ;->
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'':., ,*, ,/;
".;;.,(''v'' ),,//;;
".;;( );;"
#.=:=:=*=*=:=:=.
A BEAUTIFUL
BIRD
send to wish U HAPPY Bird Flu.
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True Luv Story
A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other
Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu
Moral :
Mohabbatan Sachaia’n . . . ;->
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don''t cry, I''m just happy that cows can''t fly
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