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Always look for what's wrong before looking who's wrong.
Read it once again to keep your Relations safe and strong
116 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)
Teacher shocked… :
216 chars (2 sms)
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
…
554 chars (4 sms)
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
220 chars (2 sms)
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
159 chars (1 sms)
Kuch Na Kehna
Chup Chup Rehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Hans k Saray Sadmay Sehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Bethay Bethay Kho Sa Jana
Yun Hi Dur Khyalon Main.
Chalte Chalte Hanste Rehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Maar k Kankar Lehrain Gin'na
Beth k Jheel Kinaray Pr.
Kuch Logon Ka Hy Ye Kehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy…
285 chars (2 sms)
Mushqilo mein bhaag jaana asaan hota hai
har pehlu zindgi ka imtihaan hota hai
darne wale ko kuch nahi milta zindgi mein
aur ladne walo ke kadmo mein jahaan hota hai.
166 chars (2 sms)
Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
150 chars (1 sms)
Happy, Happy new year!
We wish you all the best,
Great work to reach your fondest goals,
And when you're done, sweet rest.
We Hope for your fulfillment,
Contentment, peace and more
A brigher, better new year than
You've ever had before
237 chars (2 sms)
-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.
-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.
-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal
-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.
-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D
330 chars (3 sms)
Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom Hain Saary
Aa Daikh Tere Naam Se Mansoob Hain Saary
Bus is Liye Her Kaam Adhoora Hi Para Hai
Khaadim Bi Meri Quom K Makhdoom Hain Saary
Her Jurm Meri Zaat Se Mansoob Hua Hai
Keya Mere Siwa Shehr Me Masoom Hain Saary
Ab Kon Mere Pa'on Ki Zanjeer Ko Kholy
Haakim Meri Basti K Bi Mehkoom Hain Saary
Shayd Ye Zarf Hai K Jo Khamosh Hoon Ab Tak
Warna To Tere Aaib Bi
Maloom Hain Saare
423 chars (3 sms)
When one door closes, another door opens.
That's when you realize that
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you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!
118 chars (1 sms)
Ak pathan ki shade hue wo apney biwe k pas giya biwe ne kha kya chahtey hu muj se
pathan itraa kr bola bs rozana ak Naswa ka packet
134 chars (1 sms)
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
172 chars (2 sms)