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1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?
2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"
Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"
Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
129 chars (1 sms)
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P
128 chars (1 sms)
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?
Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......
143 chars (1 sms)
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...
116 chars (1 sms)
1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..
Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)
160 chars (1 sms)
Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!
254 chars (2 sms)
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?
Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->
130 chars (1 sms)
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.
Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
150 chars (1 sms)
Santa ko police
kyu Pakda??
Guess Why?
?
?
Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha
102 chars (1 sms)
Teacher : Y didn''t U do Ur homework?
Santa: I''m in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?
95 chars (1 sms)
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
108 chars (1 sms)
Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?
Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak
97 chars (1 sms)
Sardar put his pencil in a
bottle of HORLICKS!
Why?
He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper
115 chars (1 sms)