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I Love U
Yes I Love U
Sach Main
Please Beleive Me Yaar
I Love U
Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn
''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Patan Apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
Aahista Se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''
Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do
Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->
244 chars (2 sms)
Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
Tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?
Hippo Said:
Coz
''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->
198 chars (2 sms)
Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam
Aur
Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost
Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato''n Naslai''n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ''''
Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . . ;->
217 chars (2 sms)
Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''
Girl Said: ''''NO''''
Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia
Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita...?
Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao
Pandit: Fer
Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia. . . ;->
196 chars (2 sms)
Madhuri
Bipasha
Mallika Sheravat
neha dhupia
Rani mukherji
isha deol
twinkle khanaa
“sabhi ki or se tume Rakhi ki bahut badhai.....“
154 chars (1 sms)
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
121 chars (1 sms)
Pakistan means
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan
171 chars (2 sms)
2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)
bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(
jeeenay Doo mushii
121 chars (1 sms)
What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?
Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
Latest News On GeO. . .
"Mushta''el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .
Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "
GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Truck K Peeche . . .
1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.
Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.
shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!
Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!
80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!
phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo
peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge
WOH KYA HOTA HAI?
mian chota tha tab auto tha
Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen
baja horan nikal foran
dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->
604 chars (4 sms)
2 men were talking!
1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.
2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
168 chars (2 sms)