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Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?
Is duniya me kitno k NIKAH ho gayeKya naseeb mai apnesirf NIKAH k CHUWARAY rehenge?
155 chars (1 sms)
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..
Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..
tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..
tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..
itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..
490 chars (4 sms)
BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"
GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?
BOY: Achi film hai na..!
GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!
BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????
GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....
190 chars (2 sms)
shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,
pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka,
shama boli...
parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,
mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,
khoon na karti to kya karti,
bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..
257 chars (2 sms)
Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai?
Then y r u avoiding me?
Atleast week mein ek dafa tou yad kr liya karo
Ur behaviour is really hurting Me
With Love
ur
BATH SOAP ;)
176 chars (2 sms)
BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:
Girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit IncharGe Hai...!
161 chars (2 sms)
If u r inteligentAns these
1-China kis mulk mein hai?
2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai
3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?
4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?
171 chars (2 sms)
ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka bhai us se milne aata hai
to ek khobsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side per le ja ker puchta
hai ke is ke baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed hai ya nahi to nurse
kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag bilkul nahi milta who to meri taraf
dekhta bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta hai
337 chars (3 sms)
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,
Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,
Jismey Paani Kam Hay,
Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.
152 chars (1 sms)
PHATAN 14 AUG ko kabrustan me kabrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha
158 chars (1 sms)
Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
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Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…
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Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??
Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,
Ab Bhugtey.....
153 chars (1 sms)
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,
Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,
Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,
Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........
169 chars (2 sms)
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
155 chars (1 sms)
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
think!!!!!!!!!!!!
dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
197 chars (2 sms)