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Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?
Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe
To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
144 chars (1 sms)
Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?
Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan
Tairega Kaise?
Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!
146 chars (1 sms)
Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?
Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
136 chars (1 sms)
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status
Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
145 chars (1 sms)
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status
Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
145 chars (1 sms)
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.
Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child
149 chars (1 sms)
aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,
In other words I have wasted too much time
149 chars (1 sms)
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,
yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta
141 chars (1 sms)
agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaisay manayoon gha?
aa kar terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"
109 chars (1 sms)
aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey
to mein batata hoon
"Chalein KFC"?
203 chars (2 sms)
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight
Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"
Then
He Said:
0300-******* ... ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland
Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him
Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King
They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"
Nepolean Said :
"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"
290 chars (2 sms)
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,
kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt
aur offcourse "Apun"
192 chars (2 sms)
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,
kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt
aur offcourse "Apun"
192 chars (2 sms)
agar tum merey khwab mein aa jayo to kya ho?
Ho hee nahee sakta k tum merey khwab mein aayo,"kyun k meinein khwabon par b SPAM ALERT lagwaya huwa hai"
(Astagfe ru llah)
175 chars (2 sms)