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Arz kiyA hAi . . .
ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE sitAM
WAh WAh
ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE SitAM
wAh wAh
KhudA ki KAsAM
EID khAtAm... :d ;->
190 chars (2 sms)
Why Can A Man Not Be
Handsome And Intelligent
At The Same Time? ....
Because He Would Be A
Woman Then ... ;->
131 chars (1 sms)
Identification Of
Students ...
Books In Bag,
Faisalabad
Books In Hands
Sialkot
Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore
W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Identification Of
Students ...
Books In Bag,
Faisalabad
Books In Hands
Sialkot
Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore
W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
** Breaking News **
Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
162 chars (2 sms)
1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai
2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri
1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?
2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P
281 chars (2 sms)
Girl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
Girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
330 chars (3 sms)
Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain
Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain
Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge
POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->
163 chars (2 sms)
Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,
Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
275 chars (2 sms)
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?
Ans: A Police Officer!!
123 chars (1 sms)
Identification Of
Students ...
Books In Bag,
Faisalabad
Books In Hands
Sialkot
Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore
W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
** Breaking News **
Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
162 chars (2 sms)
1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai
2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri
1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?
2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P
281 chars (2 sms)
Girl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
Girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
330 chars (3 sms)
Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.
Sach''chon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Sache Ho.
Maine Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohobat Hai.
Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bache Ho)~
164 chars (2 sms)