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Kainaat k sare rang, Rangon k sare Phool, Phoolon ki sari Khushboo Khushbu ki sare khushi. Khushi k har lamhe, or in lamhon se bharpoor, Zindagi ki Dua sirf Ap k Naam. GOOD M0RNING
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Rishte or Raste ..zindagi k do pehlo hein kbi kbi rishte nibhate nibhate raste kho jate hein.. or ..kbi kbi raston pe chalte chalte rishte ban jate Hen..!! ..Ksi ko rishte raas ajatay hein or ksi ko raste..! ..faraq bus etna hai ,rastoo kay dukh bardasth ho jatay hein rishto k nahi..! Gud Morning
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You Never Get A Person OF Ur Type In This World. U Will Either Have To Adjust Or U Will Have To Compromise U Adjust When Someone Wants To Be With U……..? And U Compromise When U Want To Be With Someone..
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'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
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'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
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'Meri har wafa par tum b wafa krna
na me tm ko khafa kron
na tm mujh ko khafa krna
apni dosti ka sooraj kbhi ghuroob na ho
a dost khuda se bas yehi dua krna'
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Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
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Ist Hour:Sorry
2nd Hour:Sorry Plz
3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear
4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan
…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho
6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.
7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@
Girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P
Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D''
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You Need More Than A Thousand Good Things
'R E M E M B E R
Just One Bad Thing Can Make A Big Hole In Some Ones Heart,
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"Dream is not that what you see in the sleep....
Dream is the Thing which Does not Allow you to sleep...
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class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
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zindagi ustad se b ziyada sakht hoti he
ustad pahle sabaq deta he phir imtehan leta he
lekin zindagi pahle imtehan leti he phr sabq deti he...............
by hazrat Ali
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Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi
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Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..
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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua? Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai. Like
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