Search Results for 'se'
Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"
Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab
Aagey Se Nahi
Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
146 chars (1 sms)
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!
Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.
Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
194 chars (2 sms)
Aao!
Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>
K
Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>
Hm Wafa krenge>
Hm Mohabbat krenge>
Sirf Or Sirf Apne
"Ap"se... =P ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
150 chars (1 sms)
Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..
A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !
ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"
Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
247 chars (2 sms)
"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...
1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy
2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->
345 chars (3 sms)
Happy Summer season
With great Offers
Mota Mota Machar
Lots of Makhiaan
And
Long Time Load Shading
Enjoy it and Keep smiling
142 chars (1 sms)
Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.
171 chars (2 sms)
Easy way to kill an ant.
Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
446 chars (3 sms)
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
134 chars (1 sms)
2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket
1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjhy nai pta
1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"
2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.
1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.
Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
333 chars (3 sms)
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha
To
To
Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
103 chars (1 sms)