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The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:
A Device Invented for Short Height Women,
Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
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An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.
"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."
"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
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New Student Remix Of Amplifier:
KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.
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A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
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Noor jahan ki wafat k baad Is dafa
jang ki soorat mein milli
naghmay nasebo lal gae gi.
''Aye watan K sajeelay
GUJJRO,
Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.
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Nowadays,
Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!
Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
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A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...
So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....
Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!
listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
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A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...
So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....
Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!
listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
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Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.
Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)
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1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.
Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.
Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do
Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!
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Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA
WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA
Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF
Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY
Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
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Jb meri koi call na aye,
jb koi sms na aye,
jb koi missed call b na aye,
To.....!
smaj lena k.
"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
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Yaahooooo.....
It is Saturday....
Have a Great Weekend.....
Escape Fast...
Before the Boss Sees You...
Have a Great Weekend...
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Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,
Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->
145 chars (1 sms)
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
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