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"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
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1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi
Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
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A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it
&
Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
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After checkup, Dr. said to wife:
"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
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1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:
''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
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Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,
then
I''ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!
Stop smiling,Im serious.
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How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
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Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:
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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To
(''HumAyuN'')
Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)
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Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)
166 chars (2 sms)
The SMS Of The Year 2009:
Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.
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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
152 chars (1 sms)
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
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Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
Boy: Pakistani.
Teacher: Woh Kese?
Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni
Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
187 chars (2 sms)
Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,
Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya
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Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"
Man : Why ?
Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..
Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?
Gentleman: Nhi
Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P
Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo
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It''s Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her
CHARMLESS
But
Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him
HARMLESS ... =P ;)
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