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Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
158 chars (1 sms)
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
173 chars (2 sms)
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
179 chars (2 sms)
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
466 chars (3 sms)
Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???
Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,
Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?
Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->
147 chars (1 sms)
Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"
BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."
"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
285 chars (2 sms)
During the match
batsman LBW hoa
1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,
lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
158 chars (1 sms)
~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~
After
T u e s d a y .......
Week Itself Says .......
W T F ....... =P ;->
132 chars (1 sms)
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):
Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?
Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
147 chars (1 sms)
=PUre NeWz =
1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,
Q k
Wo sUit
MaLika Sharwat
Ka tha...>>!
168 chars (2 sms)
Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"
fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"
t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
253 chars (2 sms)
New scheme of school and college holidays
Summer vacations
Eid holidays
Winter holidays
And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.
Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.
Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
165 chars (2 sms)
After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.
Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?
Boy
DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
163 chars (2 sms)