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Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.
Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.
Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.
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A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them
Mouse Shouted:
BHOW BHOW
Cat Ran Away
Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)
174 chars (2 sms)
New About
" FARZANA"
In barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"
Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana... ;->
126 chars (1 sms)
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''
BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''
256 chars (2 sms)
Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat
Time poocha tha Faraz...
K kitne Bajey.?
Wo boli,
9 baje Quaid e azam k mazaar per.
136 chars (1 sms)
Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla
k ghar ja kar mareez check karne
k kitne paise Lo ge?
DoctOr: 300 rupay
Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..
Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?
Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye
298 chars (2 sms)
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet
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Order Double Cheese Burgers
Larg Fries
And
A Diet Coke ... ;)
120 chars (1 sms)
A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga
167 chars (2 sms)
Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching
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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
121 chars (1 sms)
Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?
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Plz Donate ur eyes
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Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati
Father: Tujhe kese pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
kaha 2 thappad marti hai
130 chars (1 sms)
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai
Pani Puri wale k paas.
118 chars (1 sms)
Teacher 2 chiLd!
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....
bacha:
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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Dost: Kyun khan sahab?
Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
156 chars (1 sms)