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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."
135 chars (1 sms)
Agar
Is
Waqt
Aap
So
Rahy
Thy
Aur
Mere
Msg
Se
Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.
MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)
113 chars (1 sms)
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
127 chars (1 sms)
Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...
"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."
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Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)
298 chars (2 sms)
Be-izzati No 1
1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha
Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra
Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen
Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U
Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->
289 chars (2 sms)
Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.
Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
174 chars (2 sms)
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.
Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.
Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
176 chars (2 sms)
Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.
Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:
Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
170 chars (2 sms)
Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.
Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.
Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.
Dhanyawad!
182 chars (2 sms)
Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...
Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
146 chars (1 sms)
GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES
1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D
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Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)
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Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
162 chars (2 sms)
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN
1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22
2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it
3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions
4.Guns function normal everyday
5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it
6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
327 chars (3 sms)
Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.
Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
145 chars (1 sms)