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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
187 chars (2 sms)
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DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.
Kyon?
Kyon K
Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)
176 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
250 chars (2 sms)
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....
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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.
Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
166 chars (2 sms)
NEW STORY
Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?
Larka bola jo tm kaho.
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.
Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.
30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P
457 chars (3 sms)
THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020
Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI
President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN
PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA
IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN
MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day
9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS
OSAMA still WANTED
SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH
1$=420Rs
Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs
CNG=3020Rs/kg
Gold=2000000/10g
AATA stolen frm LHR Museum
Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
489 chars (4 sms)
Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
163 chars (2 sms)
Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?
Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)
163 chars (2 sms)
Kesa lgta hy?
Barasti barish me
Hawa k jhonko''n k sang
Khamoshi se
Chalty huey
Koi apka hath thaam k
Hauley se keh
de
"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
176 chars (2 sms)
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
164 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:
"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
163 chars (2 sms)
Man and Woman -The ''eternal'' truth?
The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money.
Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.
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Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,
Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,
Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,
Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)
187 chars (2 sms)
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar
Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai
Tera Humsafar
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