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When u do anything new, at 1st people laugh at u, then they challenge u, then they watch u succeed & then the wish they were u.
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Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
495 chars (4 sms)
Four candles were talking to each other
1st-"I am PEACE, no one needs me" & it went off..
2nd-"I am FAITH, nobody believes in me" & it went off..
3rd-"I am LOVE, nobody cares for me" & it went off..
4th-"I can light the other three because I am HOPE & I last forever!"
Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live.. but never lose hope.
I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed :)
438 chars (3 sms)
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
169 chars (2 sms)
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P
355 chars (3 sms)
Jaha yad na aye wo tanhai kis kam ki,
Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kam ki,
Beshak apni manzil tk jana h,
Par jaha se apne na dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki...
160 chars (1 sms)
boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...
girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D
92 chars (1 sms)
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
155 chars (1 sms)
Barishon k mosam me,
Usay yaad karne ki,
Aadtein purani hain,
Ab ki bar socha tha,
Aadtein badal dalein
Phr khyal aya k,
Aadtein badalne se
Barishein nahi rukti...........
171 chars (2 sms)
Log jane ge Tujhe mera Hawala de kar......
Mera hona Tere hone ki Nishani hogi......?
86 chars (1 sms)
?"Love is Unconditional"
Im happy to wait for u..
when u say " im busy, wait",
Im happy to wait for u knowing that
you wil never turn back..
Im happy to wait even when
you dont know that i was waiting for u...
Im still waiting......for u to say " I Love You.." ??
264 chars (2 sms)
I duN wAnt a relationship iN which people say "how they r cute"
But
I want a relationshp in which people say "how they look happy wdh each other" ?
149 chars (1 sms)
tum ne tu phir bhi sikh lia dunya ka chaal chalan...
hum tu kch bhi na kar saky tujh se muhbat k siwaaa...!!
108 chars (1 sms)
khatam sab he ka intezaar hogaya
barish ki bondein giri kuch is tarah se
laga falak ko zameen se pyaar hogaya;)
111 chars (1 sms)
Ebtida.e.ishq se takmeel.e.zindgi tak....
Tumhe chaha,
Tumhe chaha,
Aur sirf tumhe chahen gay...!!!
100 chars (1 sms)