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Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon
Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
179 chars (2 sms)
Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot! ;->
148 chars (1 sms)
KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?
Nahi
Hone Denge
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Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To
5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Tu Ne Ujri Hui Jannat Ko Na Dekha Ho To.
Aaj Mere Ujray Huye, Bikhray Huye KASHMIR Ko Dekh....
(Dedicate to Self Determination in Kashmir on 5 February)
Happy Yaum-e-Yak''Jehti
198 chars (2 sms)
Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.
Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!
Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?
To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!
Papa All Is Well!
270 chars (2 sms)
Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.
Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.
Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.
Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)
185 chars (2 sms)
Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,
Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,
Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,
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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.
171 chars (2 sms)
Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?
Guess?
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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.
Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)
187 chars (2 sms)
Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.
Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
Who says maths is boring?!?:-)
279 chars (2 sms)
Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D
156 chars (1 sms)
Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->
315 chars (2 sms)
1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
300 chars (2 sms)
Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,
Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,
Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery
1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.
Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.
Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek
"BURQA" Nikla. :-)
365 chars (3 sms)
Red ROSE
pyar k liye
Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye
White ROSE
Shanti k liye
AUR
Aapke liye?
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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye
170 chars (2 sms)
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
256 chars (2 sms)