Search Results for 'HEAD'
The Day has ended
Busy Hours Are Over
Its Tym To sleep
Ur Dreams R Waiting
The Nigght Waits In Silence
Go Ahead And Sleep Welll … =)
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A Child on Farm See
Plane Fly by Overhead
&
Dreams of a Far away Place,
A Traveller on the
Plane sees d
Farm & Dreams of Home! A Child on Farm See
Plane Fly by Overhead
&
Dreams of a Far away Place,
A Traveller on the
Plane sees d
Farm & Dreams of Home!
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May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
RAMZAN is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on RAMZAN....!!!
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May The Festival Of Lights Be The Harbinger
Of Joy And Prosperity. As The Holy Occasion Of
Ramadan Is Here And The Atmosphere Is
Filled With The Spirit Of Mirth And Love,
Here Is Hoping This Festival Of Beauty Brings
Your Way, Bright Sparkles Of Contentment,
That Stay With You Through The Days Ahead.
My Best Wishes For U On Ramadan
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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
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This is my head ….
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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)
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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
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Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
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DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.
HEADLINES:
President General kayani decides to shed uniform.
PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.
Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.
President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.
Meera''s 25th birthday.
9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.
EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.
Shoaib completes 12 years ban.
Imran khan still not satisfied.
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
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U came alone pick me from my home take t ur home in ur bedroom put off ur shirt touch ur head 2 my cheast put ur lips on my lips "THANK GOD I''M DA BOTTLE OF PEPSI"
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Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
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Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta
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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
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