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Bachpan se 2 hi Cheeze sabse jyada
mili hai,
Dard aur Dost fark sirf itna hai,
Ki Dard muje hasne nahi deta aur
DOST Mujhe rone nahi dete..!!
145 chars (1 sms)
Ansu na hote to ankhe itni khubsurt
na hoti,
dard na hota to khushi ki keemat na
hoti,
agar mil jata koi chahne se
to dunia mein upparwale ki jarurt na hoti.
162 chars (2 sms)
Ankhe kyon hui meri num kabhi
sochna,
kyon hua hum pe itna sitam kabhi
sochna,
pyar to hum dono ne kiya tha,
lekin sirf mujhe he kyon mila itna gum kabhi sochna.
166 chars (2 sms)
jo apko rula kr apko mana le us sy pyar kro,,,
or jo apko rula kar khud b aansu bahaye us pe aetbar karo
GOOD MORNING
125 chars (1 sms)
'Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain
kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain
or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay
or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.
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her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ...
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Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'
320 chars (2 sms)
'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,
Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,
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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.'
203 chars (2 sms)
'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:
Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'
154 chars (1 sms)
'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!
Aur 14 November ko Children Day.
Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..
Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)'
201 chars (2 sms)
'"Koi tou mile 'Jaani' jo de mera SAATH
"Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HAATH! :D
"Ye tou pogo wale b samajh jaenge! :p'
127 chars (1 sms)
'Girl: Wat do u like in me?
Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.
Girl: Whatttt?
Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'
130 chars (1 sms)
Dena
'Girl: Aaj "Rose Day" Hai Na?
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Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena
Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain'
143 chars (1 sms)
'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
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Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay
Bohat Jalan Hui thi
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Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi
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Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
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Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'
201 chars (2 sms)
'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'
129 chars (1 sms)
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
145 chars (1 sms)
don't walk as if you rule the world.. walk as if you don't care who rules the world. And that's ATTITUDE! :)
108 chars (1 sms)