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1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo
pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.
143 chars (1 sms)
4 cheezon ko khoob Sanbhaal kar rakho:
1.Namaz mein Dil ko.
2.Tanhai mein soch ko.
3.Mehfil mein zuban ko.
4.Raasty mein nigaah ko...
133 chars (1 sms)
2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra
1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf
2nd: Tumhara BF
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
... 1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P
WahahahhHaha:p
244 chars (2 sms)
Albert Einstien önce said:
I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light..
But
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... ... .
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I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D
165 chars (2 sms)
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
173 chars (2 sms)
sardar Bought A New Mobile.
Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..
Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur
Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya
134 chars (1 sms)
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge
wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge
bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.
119 chars (1 sms)
"Very intersting"
Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.
Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.
Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.
Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.
Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.
Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.
Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.
Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai
*"MOLVI"*
JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!
475 chars (3 sms)
Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.
Paperz hon mgr result na aye,
Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,
Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,
Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,
Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,
Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,
Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.
Aur
Light ay magar wapas na jaey.
Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .
488 chars (4 sms)
Hum jugnoo thay hum titli thay
Hum rang birangay panchi thay
Kuch mah-o-saal ki jannat mein
MAAN hum dono bhi sanjhi thay
Main chota sa ik bacha tha
Teri ungli tham k chalta tha
Tu door nazr se hoti thi
Main ansu ansu rota tha
Ik khawbon ka roshan basta
Tu roz mujhay pehnati thi
Jab darta tha main raton ko
Tu apnay sath sulati thi
MAAN tu ne kitnay barson tak
Is phool ko seencha hathon se
Jeevan k gehray bhaidon ko
Main samjha teri baton se
Main tere hath k takiay par
Ab bhi raat ko sota hoon
MAAN! Main chota sa ik bacha
Teri yaad main ab bhi rota hoon...
588 chars (4 sms)
'Assalam-o-Alaikum' 4 PERSONS, 4 QUOTES
1. Jo log khud gharz hote hain wo kabhi ache dost nahi hote.
[Hazrat Abu-Bakar Sidique R.A]
2. Jo shakhs apne khaloos ki qasmain khaye uss per aitmaad na karo.
[Hazrat Umar R.A]
3. Muhabbat sab se karo magar aitbaar chand logon per.
[Hazrat Usman Ghani R.A]
4. Ache logon ki aik khubi ye bhi hoti hai k unhain yad rakhna nahi parta wo yad reh jate hain..
411 chars (3 sms)
" Read Carefully "
Do you Know The Relation between your Two Eyes?
They
Blink Together,
Move Together,
Cry Together,
See Things Together And Sleep Together.
Though They never see each other,
Friendship Should be just like that.
Life is Hell without Friends.
278 chars (2 sms)
1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?
Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita
Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
314 chars (2 sms)
Le Kar Sitaron Ko Ye Raat ayi Hy
Ankhon Men Hazaron Khwab Layi Hy
In Khwabon Men Tum Chupky Se Kho Jao
Off Karo Light Or Dheery Se So jao
*GOOD NiGHT
161 chars (2 sms)
"Wo hum se khafa hain
k hum dosron ko dekh kr Q muskuraty hain"
"WASI"
"koi un se Bhi to poochey
K wo har ik ki surat mei hamein Q nazar aaty hain.
159 chars (1 sms)