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A Love Story
Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!
456 chars (3 sms)
DOSTO naya sall end ho raha hai
Naya sall aye ga
Es old year ko sb bhool jaein gay
Pr es sall mein mein ny ap k sath
kuch bhi
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i mean
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mera matlab hai
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kuch bhi
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enjoy nahi keya
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kuto,kamino.
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hahaaa Happy New Year
269 chars (2 sms)
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!
This iz Cheating..
214 chars (2 sms)
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
480 chars (3 sms)
Beet Gaye Sare Mahine Saal Ke,
Ab Phir Laut Aya Hain December,
Mere Gamo ka mausam Jata Nahi,
Ya Allah Kuch Mujh Par Karam Kar,
Jab bhi uski yaad ati hain Mujhko,
Nahi So Pata Hun Ek Karwat Par,
Ab tu Sardi bhi nahi lagti december main,
Nahi Rakhta main ek bhi Kapda Badan Par,
Allah tu Lauta de phir se wo mahine aur sardiyan,
Ya phir ye Sara Mamla hi Khatam Kar,
368 chars (3 sms)
Teri Ibtada koi or hai.....
Tari inteha koi or hai.....
Teri bath hum sey hoi to kia......
Tara mudda'a Koi or hai....
Humein Shoq tha bari dair se k teray Sharik-e-safer banein....
Teray sath chal k khabar hoi tera rasta koi or hai.....
Tujhe fikar hai k badal dia mujhe gardish-e-shab-o-roz ne.....
Kabhi khud se bhi too sawal kar tu wohi hai ya koi hoor hai....
364 chars (3 sms)
The Cutest Proposal of d World frm a cute Grl to a Boy.......
Girl : "Hey, I hve lost my SurName... Can I use Urs".. ;)
120 chars (1 sms)
1 day dream asked life : "when v all cum tru?"
Life smiled n replyd :
"never, coz d day all of u cum true
i'll lost my meaning"
128 chars (1 sms)
MAA tab be roti he jab beta khana nhe khata,
or MAA aaj be roti he jab beta khana nhe deta,
ak MAA se 3 beety paali jaty he,magar 3 beto se ak MAA pali nhe jati,
I LOVE YOU MAMA
178 chars (2 sms)
Every great man was once a crying baby
Every great building was once a drawing on a map.
Its not important what you are today, but the important thing is what you are going to be tomorrow :)
192 chars (2 sms)
DECEMBER
*Sunehri Shamein,
Thatharti Ratein,
Mehekti Coffee,
Woh Bheeni Khushboo,
Khamosh Kamra,
Aatish Daan Sulaghta,
Mein Aur,
Teri Yaadon Ki Khushboo,
Haan Yehi DECEMBER Hai.
180 chars (2 sms)
Main Lauton ga December main
December Jab bhi ata hai
wo pagli...
phir se beety mosumo'n ki
talkhion ko
yad karti ha
purana card perhti hai
k jis main os ne
likha tha
Main Lauton ga December main
Nai Kapry bnati hai
wo sara ghar sjati hai
December k her ik din ko
wo gin gin ker bit'tati hai
junhi 15 guzarti hai
wo kuch kuch toot jati hai
magar phir bi
purani albumo'n ko khol ker
mazi bulati hai !!!
nahi maloom ye osko
k beety waqt ki khushian
Bohat takleef deti hain
mehaz dil ko jalati hain...
yunhi din beet jaty hain
December laut jata hai
magar wo Khush feham larki...
dobara se calendar main
December k maheeny k safhy ko
mord ker, phir se
Phir se
December ke sahar main
Doob jati hai
k akhir os ne likha tha....
Main Lauton ga December main
759 chars (5 sms)
Lot aaye...
Usey kehna December aa gaya hai..
December k guzartay hi..
Baras ek aur mazi ki ghupa mein doob jaaye ga..
Usey kehna December laut aaye ga..
Magar jo khoon so jaayega jismon mein na jaaye ga..
Usey kehna hawayen sard hain..
Aur zindagi k kohray deewaroN main larzaan hain..
Usey kehna shagoofay tehniyon mein so rahay hain..
Aur un par barf ki chadar bichi hai..
Usey kehna agar sooraj na niklay ga..
To kaisay barf pighlay gi...
Usey kehna..
KI...
Lot Aaye...!
476 chars (3 sms)
Manoos ajnabi
Manoos Ajnabi
Ab k December may
Main nay bhi kuch khawab sjaye hain
apni sard aankho'n may
per darr lagta hai
kahi yeh meray khawab
pghel na jaye
Dhoop pernay per....!!
183 chars (2 sms)
Muhubbuton Main Her Ik Lamha Wisaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha
Bicher Ke Bhi IK Dosray Ka Khiaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha
Wohi Huva Na Badaltay Mausam Main Tum Ne Hum Ko Bhula Dia
Koe Bhi Rut Ho Na Chahtoon Ko Zawaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha
Ya Kia Ke Sansain Ukher Rhayeen Hain Safer Ke Aghaz Hi Main Yaro
Koe Bhi Thuk Ke Na Rastay Main Nidhaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha
Chalo Ke Fizaan Kashtieun Ko Jlaa Dain Gumnam Saheloon Per
Ke Ab Yahan Se Na Wapsi Ka Swaal Hoga Ye Teh Huva Tha
468 chars (3 sms)