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Height of bad luck-
A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n
dies because of
BIRD FLU
141 chars (1 sms)
Few Sweetest kisses...
loveliest kiss: on cheeks..
Romantic kissL on lips..
Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...
Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....
161 chars (2 sms)
Few Sweetest kisses...
loveliest kiss: on cheeks..
Romantic kissL on lips..
Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...
Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....
161 chars (2 sms)
Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?
1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.
2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.
3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.
4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-
312 chars (2 sms)
Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?
Think
Think Hard . . .
Quite Easy . . .
Aray Idiot
Bitches Aur Kaun . . . ;->
204 chars (2 sms)
Q : If Parvati & Tulsi Are Running ….!
What Song Shud Be Played In D Back Ground …. ???
Think
Welll
It Willl
“Race Saaso’n Ki” ;->
225 chars (2 sms)
Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho
Wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai
Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho
Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai
166 chars (2 sms)
1 Chotey Bache Ne Darwaza Khola Aur Apni Behan
K BoFrnd Ko Dekh Ker Masumiat Se Bola:
"Aap Roz Baji Se Milne Aa Jate Hyn, Kia Aap Ki
Apni Baji Nahi Hyn" ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha
(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)
Wrna!
INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?
1. Bijli jane k baad Bijli aane ki khushi.
2. Line mein khara ho kar kabhi kabhi Aata milne ki khushi.
3. Sare din k baad raat k 11 baje Gas aane ki khushi.
4. Bazar se shopping kar k Bomb blast se bach kar Zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . . . <-;
314 chars (2 sms)
To hear wat is unspoken,
To see wat is unseen,
To feel widout even touching,
is d miracle calld
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SCHIZOPHRENIA
n people think its love how stupid ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??
i dont think its a tough one
well the answer is
Because....They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)
206 chars (2 sms)
Q. which day is stronger..!
Sunday Or Monday...??
The Answer is..!
Its Sunday
Coz
Monday Is A Weekday(Weak day
135 chars (1 sms)
Vijay: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?
Ravi: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
Vijay : abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?
204 chars (2 sms)
Ek baar ek baccha apne daadiji ke kaan me ek laal mirch daal deta hai. But instead of scolding the child, daadi starts laughing. Bolo why?
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.Mirchi sun.ne waale always khush... (Radio Mirchi 98.3FM)
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