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Ap Roothtay Rahy
Hum Manatay Rahy
Apki Rahon Me Palkain Bichatay Rahy
Ap ne kabi Murr k Na Dekha
Hum peechay Sy Apko
Munh Chiratay Rahy
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Movies Related to College Life
Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
KT == Aakhri Rasta
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Full Forms>...;)
NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
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Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?
Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->
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Advertisements By The Manufacturer Of LAdies Panties
" We Dont Claim That We Are The Best In The World But We Are Closed To The BEst Thing In The World "
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Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?
Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->
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Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P
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Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn''t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.
She said : "Don''t worry . just hide behind me !!! "
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Once the ant and the elephant were playing hide n seek game.
It was elephant''s turn to catch the ant but the ant was caught.
She was hiding in the temple. Then the ant asked how he came to know that she was hiding in the temple then he replied that he saw her sandals lying outside.
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Dog:Where are you going?
Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.
Since we have the same blood group,
I am going to donate some blood for him.
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Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??
Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.
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How to irritate Bill Gates
* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.
* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
* Beat his high score on Tetris.
* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."
* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.
* WWW him right in the dot-com.
* Two words: Dork tax.
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A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn
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WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..
Aren''t they?
But,
the man who runs away frm his enemies...
Is a Coward...
So b brave
chEErS..! ;->
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Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as
"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"
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