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Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?
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Give up?
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Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
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Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
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g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
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why is fire engine red in colour????
ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour
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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . . . ;->
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A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
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what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
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What is the meaning of PyaR
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.The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR
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This one is my first attempt.
Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?
Its Mr.Rashid latif
how?
Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa
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RealiTy
if u tell a man there r 300 billion stars in d universe, he''ll believe u.Bt if u tell him a park bench has jst been painted, he has 2 touch it 2 b sure.
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Woh konsa Parinda hai jo urtha nhi hai?
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Socho Socho!
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Har Mani!
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Arey Simple Yaar!
Marawa Parinda..
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"jab hum nikale gali se woh din thi holi,
meri jan-e-maan nind se jagi aur aankhey kholi,
me jab guzara uske ghar se woh chillayi aur boli,
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hailla!!!
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Kya insaan ke bachhe aise bhi hote hai??
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Aaj mere paas
Mobile Hai
Number Hai
Charger Hai
Battery hai
Balance hai
Tumhare pas kya hai?
Hai koi msg?
hai
To bhejo
Agar nhi To mobile fek do!
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World''s Shortest Horror Story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines
"When the world''s Last Man was alone in his
room,the door was knocked"...
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An application:
Dear sir,
Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,
ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"
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