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Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..
Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen..
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Ikhtiar e Neend To Kab Ki Hum Se Chhoot Gai..
Ab To Sirf Bistar Pr Rasm e KaRwat Nibha Rahay Hain..!
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Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"
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Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
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Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
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pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
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What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
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lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga
kuch hi dino main tera result aa jaye ga..
dua ker ley .
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tu koi amir khan nahi jo
all is well keh kr top kr jaye ga...:P
dedicate to all students..
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Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..
Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen.. !
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'My prayer for You:
May Allah break the front teeth of those people who plot evil against you
secretly,
so that you know your enemies by their
smiles...!!! :D ;)'
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Woh roz roz kehti hai mujhay apni
tsaveer MMs karo.
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."Faraz"
Us nadan ko ye kaise bataon ka meray pas nokia
1112 hai....
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'The Main Difference Betweem
Attitude And Ego Is That
Attitude Makes U Defer From Others,
While Ego Makes U Alone From Othersâ€'
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'If you are facing too many failures in your life, believe this, God is training you for a huge victory! ? ?'
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'"We shall have no better conditions in the future if we are satisfied with all those which we have at present."
- Thomas Edison'
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'Imam Ali Raza a.s. Said:
"To be patient in the face of hardships
is a virtue but to refrain from forbidden deeds is a greater one."'
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1 Sahabi RA Ne Hazrat Muhammad SAWW Se Araz Kia , Mujhe Zindgi Ko Purskoon Aur Khobsurt Bnanay Ka Koi 1 Treeqa Ata Farmain . ap SAWW Ne Frmaya , Ghussa Na Kia Kro Asalam o alaikum! Gud morng n have a blessed day!
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