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Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.
Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.
Sardar: Theek Hai,
Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
178 chars (2 sms)
*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
158 chars (1 sms)
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
159 chars (1 sms)
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?
Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi
157 chars (1 sms)
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
"Mun Me Pani Aana"
Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
141 chars (1 sms)
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
160 chars (1 sms)
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->
132 chars (1 sms)
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
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ho gaya na suitcase bann
233 chars (2 sms)
If i had the letters “HRT” I could’ve add “EA” to get “HEART” or “U” to get “HURT”. I would rather add “U” and get “HURT” than have a “HEART” without “U”.
154 chars (1 sms)
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
LOVE YOU!
355 chars (3 sms)
Haqiqat ho tum kese tumhay sapna kahu,
Qurban hai meri jaan tujh par
kise tere siwa mein apna kahu
AK
101 chars (1 sms)
MOHABBAT!
jis ke bagher app ki zindagi adhori hay.
jis ke bagher her rishta be mayeni hay.
MOHABBAT
jis ke bagher kainat ka her rung be rung hay.
jis ke bagher her ehsaas khali burtan ki terha.
MOHABBAT.
jis ke bagher insaan bemool.
MOHABBAT.
jo anmool bana deti hay her rishte her ehsaas ko.
her shey her rung ko.
347 chars (3 sms)
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
146 chars (1 sms)
"life is very similar to a boxing ring.
Defeat is not final when you fall down.
it is final when you refuse to get up..."
121 chars (1 sms)
Morning Time a Cup of Hot Hello,
A Plate
of
Crispy Wishes,
A Spoon
of
Sweet Smile
&
A Slice
of
Great Sucs's.
Only 4 U.
Enjoy
U'r day.
133 chars (1 sms)