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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.
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Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!
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Woh chumle ek baar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz sunte sunte hi raat jaati hai beet.
isiliye kehati hoon yaaro
ye risk na uthao
morten JALAO MACHCHHAR BHAGAO !!! :)
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A chinti saw a box of gur & felt excited.
She went to taste it.Suddenly she saw a chinta
& left the gur & went to him.Y?
Kyunki...Gur Nalon Ishq Mitha!
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U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.
Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
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U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.
Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
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Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Woh Bhi Poori Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki
Chimpanzee Ki Aakhri Nasal Khatam Ho Gayi
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Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."
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To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them
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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!
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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!
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Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(
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